May 9, 2012

• BEIN A GOODER PARANT…..letters to school

     Most times it’s diffircult nuff bein a gooder parant. Here is sum letters ta scool afta the parants had a hard day of parantin.         

   

   

  MY SON IS UNDER A DOCTOR’S CARE AND SHOULD NOT TAKE PE TODAY. PLEASE EXECUT HIM.

  PLEASE EXKUCE LISA FOR BEING ABSENT SHE WAS SICK AND DOCTER HAD HER SHOT.

  DEAR SCHOOL: PLEASE ECSC’s JOHN BEING ABSENT ON JAN. 28, 29, 30, 31, 32 AND ALSO 33.

  PLEASE EXCUSE GLORIA FROM JIM TODAY. SHE IS ADMINISTRATING.

  PLEASE EXCUSE ROLAND FROM THE P.E. FOR A FEW DAYS. YESTERDAY HE FELL OUT OF A TREE AND MISPLACED HIS HIP.

  JOHN HAS BEEN ABSENT BECAUSE HE HAD TWO TEETH TAKEN OUT OF HIS FACE.

  CARLOS WAS ABSENT YESTERDAY BECAUSE HE WAS PLAYING FOOTBALL. HE WAS HURT IN THE GROWING PART.

  MEGAN COULD NOT COME TO SCHOOL TODAY BECAUSE SHE HAS BEEN BOTHERED BY VERYCLOSE VEINS.

  CHRIS WILL NOT BE IN SCHOOL CUS HE HAS AN ACRE IN HIS SIDE.

  PLEASE EXCUSE RAY FRIDAY FROM SCHOOL. HE HAS VERY LOOSE VOWELS.

  PLEASE EXCUSE PETE FROM BEING ABSENT YESTERDAY. HE ATE BAD HAM AND HAD THE DIREATHE AND CANT WALK FAR.

  IRV WAS ABSENT YESTERDAY CAUSE HE MISSED HIS BUST.

  PLEASE EXCUSE JIMMY FOR NOT BEING. IT WAS HIS DADDY’S FAULT.

  I KEPT BILLIE HOME BECAUSE SHE HAD TO GO CHRISTMAS SHOPPING BECAUSE I DON’T KNOW WHAT SIZE SHE WEAR.

  PLEASE EXCUSE JENNIFER FOR MISSING SCHOOL YESTERDAY. WE FORGOT TO GET THE SUNDAY PAPER OFF THE PORCH, AND WHEN WE FOUND IT MONDAY. WE THOUGHT IT WAS SUNDAY.

  SAL WON’T BE IN SCHOOL A WEEK FROM FRIDAY. SHE HAS HER FUNERAL.

  MY DAUGHTER WAS ABSENT YSTERDAY CAUSE SHE WAS TIRED CAUSE SHE SPENT ALL WEEKEND WITH BAD MARINES.

  PLEASE EXCUSE JASON FOR BEING ABSENT YESTERDAY. HE HAD A COLD AND COULD NOT BREED WELL.

  PLEASE EXCUSE MARY FOR BEING ABSENT YESTERDAY. SHE WAS IN BED WITH GRAMPS.

  GLORIA WAS ABSENT YESTERDAY CAUSE ALLNIGHT SHE WAS HAVEING A GANGOVER.

  PLEASE EXCUSE BRENDA. SHE HAS BEEN SICK AGIN AND UNDER THE DOCTOR.

   

  (Alabama School district, 2004…..exact wordings)

   

   

   

   

   

   

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