August 2, 2012

  • The Simple Joys Of Life….always and forever

     

     

                    

     

    THE SIMPLE JOYS OF LIFE 

    The first time your baby smiles

    The joy of your baby’s laughter

    Baby’s first poop

    Baby’s last poop

    Your son liking girls!

    Each time your child says, “This is my Dad” 

    At night when you hear your spouse whisper, “I love you”

    Grandson saying your smarter than his Dad

    Grandson acting like he’s smarter than you

    Wife still laughs at your old jokes

    Wife being smarter than you

    The ’good night honey’ kiss

    Baby rabbits

    Half price sales

    Politicians going to jail

    Oprah skinny

    Jar lids that open first time

    Car starts at below zero

    Super Bowl game in “over time”

    Your pants getting looser

    Watching a soldier’s homecoming

    Oprah fat

    Blue berry muffins 

    The car mechanic saying, “Nothings wrong”

    Your new neighbor saying ‘Hola’ and not ‘Allah’

    Low cholesterol count

    Popeye’s fried chicken 

    Your first tumble in the sack

    Your last tumble in the sack

    Doctor recommending Viagra

    Wife hugging doctor

    Fireworks

    Rainbows

     

     

     

     

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