September 30, 2012
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The Power Of Sex…..now and later
THE POWER OF SEX
Our planet is governed by two inexplicable forces. The first is gravity and the second is sex. This blog is not about gravity…..that’s just a liberal myth, whereas sex, on the other hand is not! Sex controls all the principles and laws of life and nature. From the migrating salmon of Alaska to the parking lot of the Bunny Hutch in Vegas. It is a bewildering force and few have ever escaped it’s sensual and demanding tentacles.
Relationships, (nice sterile word), are conducted under ancient and proven guide lines. First, the woman declares an imaginary line between her and the man. He is warned not to cross that line of sexual abstinence under any pretense The woman then patiently waits for knucklehead to cross the line and then rewards him for the border violation. Women know men can’t help it! Men have three emotions: ‘Hungry….Horny….Confused‘. If he had to eat a hamburger and have sex at the same time, this dilemma would cause his brain to implode.
Women know and understand men a lot better than even men do. As women may often fake orgasms, men can fake a whole relationships. She knows this. She knows men have sex on their minds 90% of the time, (75% during football season), and this cerebral condition will never change. To a man, sex is the answer to all problems. If the little woman is out of sorts over you coming home stewed after midnight….then sex is the solution. You forget her birthday or your university, just give her a python tickle and everything will be all right. A one track mind that’s connected to his groin outlet. An intelligent man, (one who is over 40), knows having sex is like playing bridge. If you don’t have a good partner, you’d better have a good hand. These realities are quiet sobering as a man ages.
Men have learned that older women are more adaptive to his needs and that both sexes, having a few years behind them, are equal in their tendencies to yawn and pass gas during copulation. During his lifetime he has learned that the only good girls are bad girls, and finding Miss perfect has always been a bogus treasure hunt in the wilderness of bars, spas, the work place and the internet. Even in the event of finding Miss perfect who will enhance and augment his life and career, to often he will fail, as behind every successful man is a woman and behind the fall of that successful man is usually another woman, (or two). This is as true as alimony. True, midlife crisis’s can bring on these dilemmas.
The final debate as who is the better sex? This changes during their lifetime as they age. Women start out the smarter, but just give up in the end and pretend ‘Bozo’ is a genius. The final observation is women will never be equal to men until they can walk down the street with a bald head and a beer gut, and still think they’re sexy.
A final thought on sex…..if after all this you feel that sex is a pain in the arse…..then you’re still doing it all wrong.
Charlie
Comments (6)
Aww yes the answer to the worlds problems-sex:) Just ask Bill Clinton.
If a man is left alone on a deserted island he will find something to screw.
“Hmmm” – Perhaps Henry Miller said it best… “Sex is one of the nine reasons for reincarnation … The other eight are unimportant.”
I’ve been single and alone too long, this was just water on a ducks back to me. Women are always the superior sex, adaptive, devious, viscous and they smell good doing it. I’m told I’ve developed a misogynistic streak after my divorce debacle, but I just can’t see it. ~wink~
Teehee — ‘the only good girls are bad girls’!
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