October 23, 2012
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Old Farts and Life Insurance……
OLD FART INSURANCE
I had a sobering awaking a couple of months ago. Let me start by saying, that I personally have several life insurance policies. One that will cover my home, one to take care of my family and a small one for @deblove_u, who emailed me on Blogster not long ago and sent me some nice pics from her homeland. As strange as it may sound, I also had a policy on my dog, but found out too late it didn‘t cover FedEx trucks.
Okay, I straying from my ‘sobering awaking.’ It seems that when I turned 65 this year, that ALL my life insurance policies decreased their benefits by 32%!! My car insurance went up $200 a year and my auto mechanic now wants to be paid in advance when he fixes my car……most depressing. It seems that I have been reclassified! I feel like the Grey Spotted Swamp Goat, that’s been placed on the endangered species list, except I’m not protected or worshiped by PETA.
When I eventually turn 70, my policies will devalue an additional 20%. At that rate, by the time I hit 90, my combined inheritance won’t buy a cheese burger at Wendy’s. If I had to retro-flex my life, (I made that word up), I would have skipped the insurance premiums and bought gold instead. Taking just the total premiums I would have made over the last 20 years, and calibrating for the gold market over those years, I would now have twice the value of all my current policies. Then, unfortunately, when my gizzard finally conks out or I choke on a chicken wing at HOOTER’S, the IRS will then determine how much of that gold wealth will be available to my beneficiaries.
But, alas….hindsight is about as useless as a condom dispenser at a biker bar. Facts are facts. The older you get, the more expendable you become and eventually a liability. It sucks, but, I’m a realistic pragmatist and I know the government classifies old farts as ‘tax depleted,’ untrainable for combat and unreliable as a voter. But, I know I need to go with the flow and just take life as it comes. In the event I come across a bump in the road, well then, I’ll trip over it and sue the friggin crap out of the county and then bequeath the settlement to my beneficiaries. Payback can be a geriatric bitch.
I really am in good shape as far as life insurance. I just wrote this to throw off the in-laws……..Charlie
Comments (19)
Iam surprised at the array of insurance I can get when 2- years ago becomig diabetic would have meant go hide, wait and work on my pele of the bucket. I also have noted that insurance value having to actually pay has diminished. good to know you have some so it isn’t the horrified exclaimation somewhere that you didn’t have any.
rofl….I just turned 60 and have already noticed the changes in the way I am treated. Cracks me up. I still have a little life insurance which I will be dropping shortly. My heirs are on their own. Sorry Starr and James. I don’t want to be alive and a liability on my children. I’d rather just fall over dead than have them have to take care of me or store me away in the old people warehouse….I mean nursing home.
It is a shocker in deed. I turned 64 recently, and yes I know, just a young spring chicken, except life insurance policies I have been paying for since I turned 20. Due to hubbys pre exiating military caused conditions, he was not able to get life insurance, insurance that pays off the bills when he gets his wings, yes, but no life insurance. That is not a big deal now as the military benes for old ladies when their hubby soldier spouse passes is way more better than what life insurance.I told my sons not to hold their breaths about my life insurance policies made out to them and the grandsons.I told hubby he and I both need to live to be 150 to screw the govt out of all of the taxes we paid in.Have a good hump day.
With no debts and no children, I’ve never carried life insurance — but think of all the benes in “senior” discounts you are now eligible to receive!
This is why I didn’t buy term life, but rather an appreciable life policy and a whole life policy. These increase in value regardless of my age and I can draw off them after age 63 without penalty. I can borrow against the value of the account as well.
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