Friday, 17 August 2012
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Bowling....Beer....and Buddies!

Wednesday is my day with my buddies. Sam, Edgar and Pud. Our Wednesdays are righteous to us all, and we take them very serious. Sam picks us all up in his van, a 94 Mercury Villager, and we head down to the Village Café for biscuits and gravy with extra bacon on the side. Here we plan our day.
One of our favorite pastimes is driving the twenty minutes to the local airport and going through the security check points several times to get patted down. At our age, getting patted down is as close to having an affair as we can get. Edgar hit the jackpot last April and got a cavity search because the detectors went off the scale. Seems Rusty had one of those radioactive prostate implants and the airport bomb detector indicated that he had an A bomb up his ass. Took over an hour of probing and then the rest of the day to get the smile off his face.
But, we usually just go down to “Fantasy Lanes” and bowl. Most times they make us take the furthest lane down next to the wall cause of the cussing and flatulence. We cherish the privacy anyway. We have two pools that we put a buck in each. One is for high score bowler and the other is our on running “heart attack” pool. I know, betting on who has a heart attack while bowling may seem tragic and cruel to you, and at one time we were ashamed about it until the pool reached $400 and now we watch each other like circling hawks. We usually bowl three games. The two low scorers of each game has to buy a pitcher of beer after each game. After six pitchers and three games, we all go to the restroom and then stagger out to Sam’s van. We drive about a mile down the road and pull into the McDonald's to use the restroom again and then leave.
We soon stop at KFC and use their restroom and pick up a bucket of extra crispy poultry and then head over to Pud’s condo and play some nickel poker. While we play we talk about politics and how hot Sarah Palin looks and drink a few more beers, but we finally stop drinking when we start fantasizing about Hillary Clinton.
Close to supper time, we use Pud’s bathroom and then load up in Sam’s Villager so he can drop us all off at our homes. I spend the next two days with my bowels in torment and being bombarded with a blitzkrieg of “I told you so’s” from Wifey.
All and all…….life is good when you got buddies to share it with, plus, I noticed Edgar didn’t look all that well last time we bowled…just observing.
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Comments (23)
LOL -- they sound like greata friends!
@slmret - The best friends are old friends.
sounds like fun...
i'll plan something like this when i'll grow old............fantasizing about hillary. you crack me up.
HEY! I still think Hillary is a BABE!
Pud? Reminds me of my childhood names. My fiance died of liver failure just after we got back from bowling once. You never know, one of you guys may win the jackpot yet.
@promisesunshine - SHE'S A GODDESS!!
@JadeMaster2 - Party chick if I ever saw one.
I bowl in a really wierd way but it works a LOT better for me, I keep my hand sideways, it makes the ball go much straighter, and I aim at the pin next to the front going from the right edge in a diagonal line. Usually gets a strike if I hit it. Pulls me off balance though, so its an ugly delivery. But it works lol.
@mommachatter - You are very special for taking the time to relate this. Thank you dear friend.
@MrTrololo - My bowling strategy varies from one pitcher of beer to the next.
@UncCharlie - This was the inspiration that made MrTrololo try this strange style. I recommend you try it only after the 3rd pitcher. It work best that way. ;)
Fun times... That's what it's all about. Thanks for my Friday laugh!!
Remind me not to bowl next to you guys! I thought it was the SHOES that smelled bad!
I'm glad you have fun.
@UncCharlie - then why didn't you wanna fantasize about her?
this sounds like so much fun!!! definitely subscribing...you have such a funny, awesome way to tell a story
I bowl in the gutter. Every ball I throw ends up in the gutter. I always read your post to my hubby and we sit and laugh til he farts and then I make him move down wind.
@promisesunshine - Had to focus on my card playing. Didn't need to get all hot and bothered.
@Grannys_Place - I think men fart most cause we're all just a little spoilt.
@UncCharlie - ahhhhh. but sarah is just a little distraction. i think i've got it now.
@lonelymom25 - Thank you sweetie pie.
I feel like if I was in your family, we would get a long just great lol. I love to bowl. I use to do it all the time with my father. As a teenager it was kind of like my anger therapy cause I hated school so much. But me and him would pretend we were Pete Weber, I hope you know who he is
, and we would be put all the way down on the end of the place by the way too because we cussed alot and screamed lol. I love reading your blogs.