June 15, 2012

• Orgasms……what are they????

   

        What A Ride!!!!!

      This is a topic that effects about 80% of humanity while the other 20% are on life support. It’s a sensitive subject because it involves the morphing of loving and caring individuals into totally insane ecstasy gluttons seeking an outer body lust-gush for about 4 nanoseconds before returning to their right minds.

      I first heard the word orgasm when I was about 12 years old. At the time, I thought it was just one of the many monsters that fought Godzilla in downtown Tokyo. Like the movie poster would say…”Godzilla battles Orgasm in the tunnels of Tokyo.”  Little did I know, the battle was being raged around the world.

      As a young married man, I was under the impression that women only got their goodies once in a great while, like when they bought a new hat, maybe….whereas men got their jollies at the drop of a hat. I thought that was fair back then and had no idea they were involved with someone named BOB, (Battery Operated Boyfriend).

      As a young adult, orgasm was a lot like running track. At the gun, you were off at a sprint and all to often broke records at the finishing line. In my late twenties, I had learned to run the mile heat with a qualified running mate followed by several rounds of Greco-Roman Wrestling. It was during these years that I often trained alone. My forties, I excelled in the marathon and often took time for the occasional shot put. Now, in my 60’s, MEDICARE has no provisions for the condition, so, I just watch the events on DVD’s from California.

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