June 20, 2012

• Cleverness is not wisdom….TRUST ME!!!!!

   

    The Less You Talk….The More You’re Listened To

   

   

      During this juganaut of a long life that I have steered for over 65 years, I have learned many things. I have been shown, that there are very few variables and that life is primarily structured on absolutes. My hard earned lessons are listed below for your head nodding endorsement.

   

  *Women will always have the last word in every argument. Anything a man says after that, is the beginning of a new argument.

  *Every man’s vote counts….just not the man.

  *Nothing….but nothing, is for free.

  *Hard work solves more problems than waiting for relatives to die.

  *I am smarter than my wife….it’s her turn tomorrow.

  *The less your grown children call you….the more successful they are.

  *Good bowel movements….orgasms….and naps are more appreciated as you age.

  *A nice perfume….a nice bouquet of flowers….a nice dinner out, never replaces just being nice….I know, nice try.

  *Never use the words ‘large’ or ‘size’ when commenting on a woman’s butt. Just avoid that area altogether.

  *Fools that give advice are harmless….not so, are the ones that take it.

  *As you age….carefully analyze all advice like you would a fart after too much Mexican food.

   

   

   

  　

   

   

   

   

   

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