June 30, 2012
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Lexicology for lexiphiles…..(lovers of words)
When fish are in schools they sometimes . . . take debate.
When the smog lifts in Los Angeles , . . . U.C.L.A.
A will is a . . . dead giveaway.
If you don’t pay your exorcist . . . you can get repossessed.
Show me a piano falling down a mineshaft and I’ll show you . . . A-flat miner.
You are stuck with your debt if . . . you can’t budge it.
Local Area Network in Australia : . . . The LAN down under.
A boiled egg is . . . hard to beat.
When you’ve seen one shopping center . . . you’ve seen a mall.
Parents were called to a day care center where a three-year-old was . . . . . resisting a rest.
Did you hear about the fellow whose whole left side was cut off? . . . He’s all right now.
A bicycle can’t stand alone; . . . it is two tired.
In a democracy it’s your vote that counts; in feudalism, . . . it’s your Count that votes.
He had a photographic memory . . . which was never developed.
Those who get too big for their britches will be . .. . exposed in the end.
When she saw her first strands of gray hair, . . . she thought she’d dye.
Acupuncture: . . . a jab well done.
Comments (10)
LOL Some of these I had to read out loud to get the joke.
highly entertaining.
The English lanquage is very complicated and complex. Thats why foreigners have a hard time understanding it.
This is radically kewl!! Loved the background music. Great post… My favorite – When the smog lifts in Los Angeles , . . . U.C.L.A…
@catstemplar2 - Me too.
@promisesunshine - Then my job is done….
haha!
These are great and hubby and I are still laughing after reading them.
Words are fun.
This is brilliant……I could only think of one in German…One intelligent drunk is …………an ein stein.