August 21, 2012
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A TOAST TO ALL WIVES
It has taken me many long years to cope with, evaluate, analyze and figure out those closest to me. It has not been easy and like I said, it’s taken years. In the final analysis, I have reached a conclusive opinion. A great wife is a man’s best friend. She will never stand him up, and never let him down. She will reassure him when he feels insecure, and comfort him after a bad day. She will inspire him to do things he never thought he could do, like how to live without fear and never have to express regret. She will enable him to share his deepest emotions, and give in to his most intimate desires. She will make sure he always feels as though he’s the most handsome man in the room, and will encourage him to always be confident, sexy, seductive and invincible. Well….it seems whiskey does the same thing, but without all the bullshit.
Comments (11)
Haha I could say the same thing about husbands.. my Guinness is your whiskey.
Hehe. <3
@Poledancer_Samantha - Here’s ta ya!
:3
I wish more wives (like my ex) could have taken lessons from your wife, but yeah, the whiskey works. Barkeep, two Dewars straight up for me and my friend here.
@JadeMaster2 - peanuts too.
You got it!
A wife doesn’t kill off your brain cells a thousand at a time, though.
@RighteousBruin - as long as it takes the one’s you’re not using, how would you know they’re gone?
Well now I am like fine wine, older and finer. I tell hubby that every day and he agrees 100% completely. He is a wise man:)
Hmmmm….looking into my crystal ball..the fog beginning to clear…I see one figure lying on the couch, with two pillows and an old comforter…the face is coming in clearer now…I can allmost tell who it is….Oh! Hi Charlie
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