September 4, 2012
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Baldness Sucks!
BALD HEADS AND BABY BUTTS….BEAUTIFUL!
I started to go bald in my mid thirties. Hair transplant doctors say that when you notice your hair getting thin….you’ve already lost 50% of it! Into my forties I no longer had a hair style, just combed back and done. By my fifties I no longer owned a comb. There was no horror in going bald. I never observed my tresses slowly cascading off my shoulders in hand full’s, because they went one hair at a time, around the clock, 24/7. This is natures way of being humorous! Then you wake up one morning and look into the mirror at a gleaming scalp and scream out as if you had been robbed and molested all at the same time. Nature can really be cruel.
Most men accept the curse as hereditary, as I did, but I did hold out hope of a 50-50 chance I might not go bald, as my mother was not bald. No such luck. I never did the comb-overs and if I tried today, I would have to use my nose hair as my cranium is fuzz challenged now. Wifey tells me I still look sexy and virile, but I’m sure she tells me those things to keep me from buying a toupee. Not that I ever would, mind you, as it smacks of taxidermy to me. I do wear a lot of hats, but not from vanity. Hats prevent sunburn in summer and chills in winter. The reason I wear hats around the house is because of bats!
Right from the get-go, I need to say that being bald really isn’t an issue with me nor has it ever been. The fact that women weaken and go vaporous when first they view my gleaming plat or that children beg to have their little heads shaved once they set their beady little eyes on my gleaming magnitude, is not a matter that effects me. My baldness is not who I am. So what if I am exempt in matters of leading men in the movies or a rock star with flowing butt hanging tresses. Of course I could never be a commercial success as a front man for a hair gel line or do those infomercials for hair extensions.
When I attended my 30th high school reunion, I was shocked to see that I was the only “truly” bald male there. At my 40th reunion the place looked like the melon section of the farmer’s market….nature takes no prisoners. The way I see it, God only made a few perfect heads….the rest he covered in hair.
Charlie
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“At my 40th reunion the place looked like the melon section of the farmer’s market….nature takes no prisoners.”
LOL nice!
Great conclusion too!
From the time my dad came home from WWII I looked upon baldness as a characteristic of distinction. I’m glad to hear you’re proud of yours!
@ShimmerBodyCream - Facts are facts!
@slmret - Wifey says it’s all she can do to control herself when I don’t have it covered with a cap….she’s very kind to me sometimes.
I’m with @ShimmerBodyCream - That’s hilarious!
Wonderful!!!!!!
You kind of look like the Dos Equis guy in this photo.
you’re very funny. it’s great you have never attempted to mask it. i hate comb-overs. being comfortable in it is sexy. your wife is right
what do you mean you were the only truly bald male at your reunion? like they wore toupees or have had surgery?
tsk
i’ve lost hair. i don’t mind though. think of Yul Brynner. lots of young guys shave their heads. what you need to do is go to a spy shop and get these cool lights. it’s what arguably the best techno band ever did. they performed on stage wearing those lights which made sense too because they could see all the knobs and sliders on their synthesizers. here’s a link:
http://www.guerrillacandy.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/09313_130438_OrbitalNEW1.jpg
@RighteousBruin - ….and I’ll stay thirsty my friend……
@bonmots - comb overs, caps, etc……denial!
@UncCharlie - denial is so time-consuming
take ladies (and yeah more and more men too) who deny their wrinkling and sagging and overal aging, for example. it must be exhausting and expensive
@bonmots - So true…..
i agree with wifey. my guy is bald and that is one of the things that attracted me from the start. To each his or her own
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@TeamBranham - “Who loves ya baby…”
Classy women have always liked shiny heads.
@BootLady - Some things should be kept private…….
and just think of the money you save on shampoo and conditioner
Mine still has hair, but it is in patches, so I must have some good features at least! I still keep it long, but it looks kinda like fringe on a tablecloth. hehe
Hubby says right on!! He is so bald he shines his head with head wax-true:)
Gotta love a beautiful bad guy! ^..^
I have always liked bald men. Be it natural or shaven. There is something so very sexy about them. Can’t explain it and won’t even try. It’s just the way it is. I love the pic!