September 14, 2012

• Life’s Three Greatest Frustrations

  
  

                           LIFE’S LESSONS

     

      Okay….indulge me while I tell you a few indisputable facts about life and humanity. I am old enough to have experienced a lot, both good and bad in this world and as an elder I do tend to overstate the obvious to those who tend to understate the logical. Not saying some people are stupid, but more like cerebrally challenged due to the high fat content in their diets and their own gullibility to reality shows and bogus campaign ads. I too, was a victim for many years of the spin aficionados, both in the news, at school and behind the pulpit. The influx of ideology dribbled into my head like winter molasses, tending to clog up my neuron synapses which effected my common sense.

      WHAT I HAVE LEARNED!….is that the three greatest impediments to our well being are “POLITICS, RELIGION and FOOT FUNGUS”. These three apparitions of life have caused me more harm and dissention than any alcoholic pole dancing wife could have, or a perverted son wearing a gown to his first prom….sorry, I tend to overstate.

  Politics….the act of righteous sodomy done in the name of the American people, followed by the double penetration of the banks and corporations. People need leaders….not congressional pimps!

  Religion…. a lifetime of relentless atonements officiated over by the self ordained for the cause of spiritual salvation. Faith propaganda used as leverage rather than hope. People need God….not man.

  Athlete’s foot….has haunted and slimed it’s way around every gym, Y.M.C.A., shower room and Chinese foot massage pallor for most of a century. Our feet can go to the moon, but we can’t cure foot rot?? Here again, all the elements tie in together. Washington will dump a barge full of bailout money into corporate ‘black holes,’ but not a cent for toe crud? Politicians will waste time forming budget committees on how to pay for it while the clerics will simply state, “God will cure it.”  I for one have had it!

      I plan to publicly burn a copy of “Dr. Scholls Foot Care and Therapy,” in the parking lot of Walgreen’s this Sunday after church. The press and community leaders, as well as what few friends I have left, are all welcome to attend and bear witness. Wifey will not be there.

      If it rains…..we will all meet two miles down at “HOOTER’S” for Q&A.

                                                                                                        Respectfully, Charlie

   

   

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