October 3, 2012

• What if sex was eliminated?

   

  Donor Technician 

                                                                                                

      I’ve given this matter a lot of thought throughout the years. My first hypothesizing started when my own children became teens and years later when my adult offspring ovulated and extruded more life into this world, only to later become teens themselves. Seems I have been surrounded by rogue mindless teens all of my life and I’m under the opinion they could have been prevented if systematic chastity, proactive counseling and castration had only been implemented before sex occurred.

      There are also couples, I have known during my lifetime, that have detonated their marriage over issues of sexual plunder outside the confines of matrimony. Throughout the years, wives of good friends have hinted to me, seductively, of their unnourished need for copulation and the growing hunger they suffered. I have also been privy to the shameful occurrences of office affairs conducted in the confines of janitorial closets resulting in spilt floor wax and assorted stains.

      There are also the politicians, who have added indiscretions as perks of the job. Then the religious leaders who have counseled the lost and needy with the laying on of hands, just one time too many, followed by regurgitated pleads of forgiveness. There are also the pedophiles who roam undetected in the damp shadowy landscape of society as verminous predators.

      Sex…….a simple word that has held our species in mental and physical bondage for eons. We use it as a marketing tool to sell a plethora of products, make movies, music, reality shows, lotions, whips and latex. We are captives of our own desires. Now to the solution. Consider this; making genetic alterations that will neutralize the need for testosterones, estrogen and selective pheromones to the next generations. Propagation of the species would then be selective and non sexual with in vitro fertilization. The only requirement for insemination would be the harvesting of sperm cells from “Semen Farms.” The semen donors would be the only males kept sexually prowess and stimulated in order to maintain a rigorous supply of swimmers. These clinical farms, or resorts, would be staffed with provocative female nurses……extensively augmented and trained in therapeutic massage and pole dancing.

      I feel that this responsibility, (as donors), should be shouldered by the senior citizens of our society. I, for one, would be the first to volunteer my services and social commitment to such a cause……..because I care.

   

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