January 8, 2013
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What Makes You Angry!!!???
No one ever said life was an endless honeymoon or a trip on a Willy Wonka cruise ship. Life is full of twist and turns followed with nasty tumbles and slips. There is adversity around every corner and an asshole perched on every lamp post. Some folks walk around like the world is at peace and everything taste like A&W Rootbeer. Then the meds wear off and they start acting like someone’s just peed in their Cheerios. I have just returned from one single hour of shopping and I wish to blog about my regurgitated anger. These are but a few of the things that really stomp my grapes;
Jerks that give you a smile when they hijack a parking space you’ve been waiting on.
Clerks at Walgreen’s that ask you, “Will there be anything else?” after you’ve stood in line for twenty minutes.
My mentally anemic neighbor that brags about having all his holiday shopping done over a month ago.
Wifey telling me to stop being a grouch when I’ve earned the right to.
Wifey for knowing where everything is.
Relatives that give me fruitcakes that even the homeless guy turns down.
Explaining Viagra commercials to my grandkids.
Explaining Viagra to Wifey.
Family members who think I’m suicidal because I listen to John Denver music.
Opening the cookie jar and finding Oreos with the cream centers missing.
Pretending I like cheap ass Christmas presents from the Dollar General store.
But…..!! These are a few of the things I do love;
My grandkids combing my beard.
The grandkids telling me about their parent’s arguments.
Telling the grandkids that their house has toilet monsters.
Lying to most everyone who will still listen to me nowadays.
Listening to John Denver.
Arguing with the TV while CNN is on.
Ordering Viagra.
Charlie…..;}
Comments (4)
What gets me is stupid neighbors who try to blame my kid for denting their car when my kid is in ANOTHER TOWN.
and in turn i love you made a list of what you do love
Good lists, both of them!