July 21, 2012
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2012.…END OF THE WORLD…..or just another reality show
The pages on the calendar are peeling off like the skin on a rotten banana. Catch your breath……it’s 2012 and you know what that means!
Many believe, that the world concert being played right now, is coming to its finale as far as the human race is concerned. It will soon be the end of time as we know it. It is the date when our sun reaches the Galactic Equator of the Milky Way, (Known as the Sacred Tree.) The time will be, 11:11 a.m. ‘world time’ on December 21, 2012 and is literally written in stone on the Mayan calendar.
Is it negotiable? Well, I don’t think the smooth lawyers or wealthy unions can help much with this. As I understand it, it’s the end of the present order and it is NOT negotiable. December 21, 2012 is an appointment with destiny….the apocalypse….last hurrah….Armageddon….so don’t waste your time packing!
O.K……here’s some scientific crap, so stay awake. Relativity, as formulated by Einstein and the subsequent quantum laws, is only a rediscovery of the long lost wisdom known by the Mayan guys and many other wise civilizations around the ancient world. The Mayan’s were just the last one’s to document it.
Those who understand that the fractality principle is the foundation of the Mayan time cycles, will of course know, that the Sumerian division of a day into 24 hrs and an hour into 60 min, the Egyptian Sothic cycles or the Vedic Yugas are formulated on the same principles. This shit can really make your head hurt! Seems they all predict the same outcome, as does the Mayan long count, that the end will come during the winter solstice of 2012. It will not be this or that or maybe….the end means the end. Yeah, I don’t remember any of this in school either.
Apocalypse and Armageddon;
All the world’s major religions have a “Party’s Over”, scenario. Most of the time it involves a lot of fire, CGI monsters, guys with wings and horns, calamity and a whole lot of “I told you sos!” Matthew and the book of Daniel were more than sufficient to make us worry about the end of days, but it was John and the book of Revelations that scared the bejesus out of us.FALSE PROPHETS;
Matthew 24:11 “And many false prophets will arise, and will mislead many.”
This starts in Washington every Monday morning and ends with “The Evangelistic Hour” on channel 6 every Sunday night. Arm waving pontificators with the charisma needed to keep folks terrified and confused.WARS;
Matthew 24:6 “And you will be hearing of wars and rumors of wars; see that you are not frightened, for those things must take place, but that is not yet the end.”
FOX, CNN and all the rest. Count the wars, both civil and international in the last ten years! AK 47’s and APG’s are manufactured at a greater volume than most fast food combo’s.FAMINES and EARTHQUAKES;
Matthew 24:7 “For nation will rise against nation, and kingdom against kingdom, and in various places there will be famines and earthquakes.”
African farmers starve in increasing numbers due to droughts and civil wars in with food being as much a bargaining chip as weapons and bribes. Massive earthquakes, along with tsunamis, tornadoes, hurricanes and climate change has touched every continent now. The number and intensity of earthquakes this century is at a level higher than any other time in history. A staggering number of seismic events occur around the world daily. The earthquake seismic monitor IRIS shows all major earthquakes for the last year as being more than 400% higher than the year before. California is but a fart’s vibration from breaking off the west coast like a Ritz Cracker.THEN IT REALLY GETS HAIRY;
Revelations 4:6-11 “In the midst of the Throne, and round about the Throne, were FOUR BEASTS full of eyes before and behind. And the First Beast was like a LION, and the Second Beast like a CALF, and the Third Beast had a face as a MAN, and the Fourth Beast was like a FLYING EAGLE. And the four Beasts had each of them six wings about him; and they were full of eyes within….
O.K….this is pretty much more info than I really need.In conclusion….At 11:11 am, Friday morning, 2012….me and Wifey, with our cups of coffee, will be sitting in our lawn chairs on our back patio. At 11:30 am, we’ll go back inside and have lunch….enough said.
Comments (18)
damnit! no menu?
Hell, Charlie ! And to think you wrote all that shit to come to a conclusion all of us know by now. Which is… Its not really whats writen that makes sense, but how we interpret the shit.
The thing I’m waiting for is massive power failure. It’ll be a hoot and a holler watching all those kids going through withdrawal when their cell phones go down. Foaming at the mouth, walking around like Zombies in directionless meanderings looking for a signal. Maybe THAT will be the Zombie Apocalypse.
The bible explicitly says the world was supposed to end 2,000 years ago and that the “antichrist”(s) were already there. But christians can’t deal with this so they just ignore it. And what’s this nonsense about einstein predicting the end of the world?
None of us are going to get out of here alive, whether it be 12/21/2012 or some other point. So my motto is “Vivre la vie sans regrets!!” Cheers Unc…
and why worry about what we have no control over? That is IF this were true.
I’m terribly disappointed that the zompocalypse didn’t even get a mention. Everybody knows that when the world ends, zombies take over. Billions of my people snacking on tasty brains worldwide. Only a few more months and the hunt begins…
MY GOD! IT WILL BE BEAUTIFUL!!
@runisom48 - We’ll have to build huge rehab camps for em.
@MzSilver - Well said!!
@ZombieMom_Speaks - You’re a weirdo you weirdo. Everybody knows it will be killer chipmunks.
@runisom48 - Which we will also eat. I’m coming for you first, though. I imagine your superior brain will be especially delicious.
@ZombieMom_Speaks - If you bite me I’ll bite you.
@runisom48 - You are a saucy flirt (lol)!!
I just want the people that believe the world is going to end to send me all their good stuff.
@Ricardo98 - Talk about some good yard sales!!
“Look! Look! Up in the sky….It’s a bird, it’s a plane…no, it is a comet to split the world in half sending us out into space like a que ball hitting the rack”
“ok, ok so what do you expect me to do about it?”
On the 21st I will get up, let the dogs out, fix my coffee, then start the night before’s dishes
I am not going.:):)
you got me. just be aware that it’s a little early and i haven’t had any coffee. but, yea, you got me.