July 29, 2012
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Run For Your Lives…..we’re DOOMED!!!
This Planet Is Doomed….I’m just saying
Seems like every time I turn on the TV, there’s another atmospheric calamity hitting the climate change fan! Earthquakes, tsunamis, tornadoes, divine winds, hurricanes, solar flares and frogs by the billions! In the U.S., we have authorities, preachers, gurus and experts coming out of their bat caves and declaring a plethora of theories and warnings. Carbon emissions, industrial waste, evil lumberjacks, landfills, dumping at sea and nuclear waste are just a few of the culprits.
What about nuclear meltdowns, radiation clouds in the global air currents or leaking nuclear waste? I am amazed at all the IPhD’s….(Idiots with PhD’s)….that have sprouted up over the last decade like mushrooms in a turd field and all of them with a pocket full of radioactive hypothetical’s. These experts are warning us of; headaches, stiffness, rashes, loss of hair, blurred vision, lost sex drive, bowel problems and vomiting. Well, I’m 65 and have had all these symptoms for several years. I know if I eat fewer hot wings and drink less beer, I won’t throw up as much, but the fact is….I don’t have radio active cooties! No one does!
Doom, doom and more doom! Folks all running out to buy iodine tablets, food, beer, pampers, pregnancy test and DVD’s….then moving down to their basements. People are fragile when it comes to the unknown and the first person to shout the sky is falling is considered the expert. Remember the Y2K scare? Jan. 1, 2000? All our computers were going to crap out and all the web sites would become waste lands with multiple bugs and chaotic malfunctions? Remember the pandemic warnings about Bird flu, Lyme disease and shingles? Once the scares were over, all these apocalyptic gurus faded back into their bat caves.
I’m not saying everything you hear is nonsense as some people do have sound evidence and use good judgment and expertise and may very well know what is coming around the corner. One prominent theory is that one day California will break off from the continent and just float away. From what I understand, it will be the result of severe erosions due to the over planting of marijuana in the northern part of the state and the excessive weight of social apoplexy in the southern regions.
Please don’t get me wrong, I love our planet and I do worry about the starving polar bears and marauding Eskimos. I cringe every time a tree is cut down to build a new home for a young family. When I read about two headed goats in the National Enquirer, I think about leaking barrels of atomic waste buried 500 feet underground in Ohio. BUT! I can’t go to bed every night and worry if I turn off the light, will I start to glow!! Life is to short and the best philosophy is simply go with the flow. If you can influence positive change, then do it, otherwise just enjoy breathing.
“We knew the world would not be the same.”
Robert Oppenheimer, 1946
Comments (14)
funny thing, I was going to suggesthot wings and beeer
Hey, I live in Ohio. When we had the Cuban missle crisis, I sat out in the front yard on a step ladder with a sign that said “The End Is Coming.” What a weird little kid.
We’re all going to die!!!
That’s why we say that only God knows when the end will be. Actually, in mother Russia, they arrest people who do that.
My world is falling apart. that’s what they’re saying. Bad things happen everyday. Just run from one hole to the next.
What seems to happen is that when there’s a population this dense on the planet, little things go a long way. It is stretched so thin that it breaks apart easily.
Its called change, thats all it is . Eventually, it will either die down or die us all out. Live the monent, Charlie.
@starmanjones - It works
@TiredSoVeryTired - ….and how!
@catstemplar2 - Been doing just that for a long time now…..
@UncCharlie - At some point there will be a lack of oxygen to our brain! That’s when we’ll all die!!
Yes we are doomed and yes this planet is going to blow up. My husband had chilli and now he is farting. Run for your lives!!
Think of all the money that’s being made on “Doomsday Preparation Manuals,” and all the crap the credulous buy.
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The saddest part about if or when the world ends, is knowing that if or when it does happen, it will be because someone literally wanted to watch the world burn.
As a flow-goer-wither from way back, I heartily applaud your (unbelievably cool) attitude.